by Derek | Aug 30, 2016 | Uncategorized |
So that’s that then. Honestly, are you seriously telling me that women burned their bras for this?? The very fabric of society…or at least the beach, is about to be torn apart. Now let’s be frank here. A great deal of us go to the beach not just because it’s a great...
by Derek | Aug 27, 2016 | Uncategorized |
It’s that day you’ve been looking forward to for months. It’s the date with a big red circle around it on your kitchen calendar. The date that makes all the previous shit filled weeks, worth the wait. Yes. It’s the first day of your holiday. And don’t we all just love...
by Derek | Aug 20, 2016 | Uncategorized |
Imagine for a moment being trapped in a restaurant with only two choices on the menu: skunks testicles or a goat’s penis. Now, it doesn’t matter which one you choose because either one of them is going to make you gag, before you feel like throwing up. And of course...
by Derek | Aug 13, 2016 | Uncategorized |
Look, I know we all enjoy a bit of television. Actually there are millions of lazy uneducated fatsoes out there who live for nothing else. But having said that, we all need to relax and chill and have those moments that take us away from the daily grind, whatever that...
by Derek | Aug 6, 2016 | Uncategorized |
In The table of Olympic Nations. Who’s Shooting Up? As I am typing this, the countdown-o’meter to the Rio Olympics tells me that there are just 4 days to go until the XXIX Olympics. That’s number 29 in old money. It kinda made me stop and think back to those much...
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