by Derek | Jun 24, 2017 | Uncategorized |
Here’s a question for you. How many activities can you think of that labour under the delusion that they’re a sport? It’s a great debate after a few pints and I’d encourage anybody to try it. Anyway, personally I reckon that no sport can be deemed to be as such unless...
by Derek | May 28, 2017 | Uncategorized |
‘I don’t agree with what you said but I’d always defend your right to say it.’ In the last few years, unless you live in Russia, China or practically anywhere in the middle east, you would have probably come across this phrase, which sadly has become a lazy cliché...
by Derek | May 5, 2017 | Uncategorized |
So there you go. Big Phil’s chucking it all in. The Royal slave drivers have finally decided that when one reaches the age of 95 then one no longer has to walk five feet behind one’s wife with their hands behind their back insulting almost everybody she shakes hands...
by Derek | Mar 20, 2017 | Uncategorized |
So, our ungrateful Scottish friends are sick of our marriage and want a divorce! Fair enough. After all we’ve been sleeping in separate beds for years now, though we have somehow still managed to fuck them regularly! Anyway, I reckon we should insist on their...
by Derek | Feb 8, 2017 | Uncategorized |
David Beckham OBE was once asked if he intended to have his son Brooklyn christened. Dave, or Rodney to give him his proper name’s, priceless reply was: ‘Yeah we probably will, but we don’t know into what religion.’ Ever since, Dave has been managing to fool his...
by Derek | Jan 21, 2017 | Uncategorized |
So there it is. Just when you thought the phrase, the lunatics are taking over the asylum’ was a cliché, it actually happens right before your very eyes. The inauguration itself was an unintentionally hilarious event and a few minutes in, I was convinced that I...
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